The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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