you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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