And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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