i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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