How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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