awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she peed on how many people?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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