I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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