called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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