Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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