problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
