You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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