Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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