oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
