youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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