fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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