Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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