She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We had sex on a dog bed..
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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