Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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