is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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