Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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