Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
