everyone is single if you try hard enough
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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