Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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