dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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