so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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