is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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