these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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