my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
third nipple confirmed
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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