Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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