do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I did not marry a roomba.
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