whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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