my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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