Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I FOUND THE LEGS
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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