Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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