He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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