i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
