why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Terrible idea I love it
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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