There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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