I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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