Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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