so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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