He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There r osticjed everywhere
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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