Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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