found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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