ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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