Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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