The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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