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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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