super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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