I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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