how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We left the knife in your bed.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
