So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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